Sugar Blow.

No Blow
by Hollis Broderick

I regret to inform you that my next installment of the illustrious Sugar Blow will not be available until Friday, November 26.
Last week's SB was depending entirely upon my ability to find a letter I found on the street that was written by an inspired schizo.
Alas, I was unable to find the letter in the cesspool known as my apartment.
 
Instead I offer the following holiday pickup lines:  Wanna stuff my turkey?  How about tossing my giblets?  Uncan my sauce - cranberry style!  Wanna meet my family and see how ugly I'll be in ten years?  Do I look fat in this body?  You'd look nice wearin' a gravy necklace, baby. 
 
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Sugar Blow, Smart Music for the Anti-Masses by Hollis Broderick will appear with fresh insights, reviews and opinions here each week.

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