Thises and Thats.

Celebrity I Saw U.
1/10/2007 - I Saw U, Adieu
10/30/2006 - Gimme Wood
10/26/2006 - Goddamn!
10/24/2006 - Put the Lotion in the Basket!
10/5/2006 - Jackass, Too!
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My Eight and a Half Inches.
1/10/2007 - Goodbye to All That...
11/22/2006 - Racism Is No Longer Funny.
10/2/2006 - The Daily Report!
9/22/2006 - So You’re Gay and Going to College
8/2/2006 - Tokyo WHAT?
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The Adventures of Em'ma Gawd and Anna Rexia.
by Craig Trolli
Another Even Newer Beginning or Whatever!
Chapter 8
Chapter 7
Chapter 6
Chapter 5
Chapter 4
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Sugar Blow. Smart Music for the Anti-Masses.
by Hollis Broderick
2/9/2006 - Capitol Hill High!
12/11/2004 - Perfectly Tiny, Neko Case
11/26/2004 - Christmas Manna, Liars Like Me
11/17/2004 - No Blow
11/12/2004 - Escape Artists, Leonard Cohen, Cat Power
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Fuck. It Broke. And I fucking broke it. Exclusives!
You read it it nowhere else. First. Whatever.

Past Thises and Thats
The vaults. Go there.

Naughty, Naughty.
O, the crap that spills from my keyboard's lips sometimes. Or whatever. By clicking here you agree that you are not my mother.